Wednesday, July 11, 2007

sure does...

  • Within this vale / of toil and sin / your head grows bald / but not your chin / Burma-Shave
  • Dinah doesn't / treat him right / but if he'd / shave / dyna-mite! / Burma-Shave
  • To change that / shaving job / to joy / you gotta use / the real McCoy / Burma-Shave
  • Don't lose / your head / to gain a minute / you need your head / your brains are in it / Burma-Shave
  • The bearded Devil / is forced / to dwell / in the only place / where they don't sell / Burma-Shave
  • In Cupid's little / bag of trix / here's the one / that clix / with chix / Burma-Shave
  • A shave / that's real / no cuts to heal / a soothing / velvet after-feel / Burma-Shave
  • Riot at / drug store / calling all cars / 100 customers / 99 jars / Burma-Shave
  • The wolf / is shaved / so neat and trim / Red Riding Hood / is chasing him / Burma-Shave
  • This cooling shave / will never fail / to stamp / its user / first-class male / Burma-Shave
  • The monkey took / one look at Jim / and threw the peanuts / back at him / he needed / Burma-Shave
  • Listen birds / these signs cost money / so roost awhile / but don't get funny / Burma-Shave

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