Thursday, November 1, 2007

I'm Puttin' on the Ritz Tonight!

A Gold Award goes to any blogger in the Pharma Blogosphere who can rewrite these lyrics to fit the gala black tie event I will be going to tonight!

Have you seen the well-to-do
Up and down park avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air

High hats and narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time

Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin on the ritz
Different types who wear a daycoat
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits
Puttin on the ritz

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like gary cooper

Come, lets mix where rockefellers
Walk with sticks or umbrellas
In their mitts
Puttin on the ritz

Tips his hat just like an english chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy
Very snappy

You'll declare its simply topping
To be there and hear them swapping
Smart tidbits
Puttin on the ritz

See "AbelsonTaylor and I are off to the 2007 MM&M Awards Gala Event!"

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