Showing posts with label Spoof. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spoof. Show all posts

Monday, April 7, 2008

If Blogging were an Rx Drug, It would be Pulled from the Market

Or, at least, Senator Grassley would be calling for an investigation right about now.

The New York Times reports on the untimely death of two bloggers in a recent article:

"To be sure, there is no official diagnosis of death by blogging, and the premature demise of two people obviously does not qualify as an epidemic. There is also no certainty that the stress of the work contributed to their deaths. But friends and family of the deceased, and fellow information workers, say those deaths have them thinking about the dangers of their work style."

See "In Web World of 24/7 Stress, Writers Blog Till They Drop."

Monday, December 17, 2007

This Year's #1 Office Party Favor

Hint: It's an ENHANCED mistletoe product that is sure to liven up any dull office holiday party!

Yet another reason to invite John Mack to your party.

Read about it here.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Webinar: How to Become a Successful Pharma Whistleblower

More and more "whistleblowers" are coming forward in the pharmaceutical industry after years and years of going along with the flow, breaking the law like everyone else. Usually, they blow the whistle just before they are fired or are expected to lose their jobs because of mergers or downsizing.

"Timing is everything," says Sedgwick Knocks, Esq., attorney at Sedgwick Partners, LLP. His law firm has represented over 100 whistleblowers, many of whom are former pharmaceutical executives who either hated their new bosses, were too old or lazy to do their jobs, or just amassed enough evidence in their garages to allow them to retire early.

"These days," says Sedgwick, "mid-level managers are never assured that they will reach retirement. More and more, they are being marginalized in dead-end jobs or terminated just before they are vested in their retirement plans. Worse, with the current dearth of new products in their pipelines, drug company stock options are rapidly losing their value. It is essential, therefore, that every manager prepare for the day when he or she may have to blow the whistle."
The Pharma Whistleblower Webinar will tell you everything you need to become a successful whistleblower.
Date: Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Time: 1pm ET / 12pm CT / 11am MT / 10am PT
Length: 60 minutes
Speaker: Sedgwick Knocks, Esq.

ONLY $295.00!

REGISTER ONLINE TODAY!
www.blowthef**kingwhistle.com
Walk through each step of the whistleblowing process and avoid pitfalls in order to save time and money.

Here's what you'll learn:
  • How to secretly stash away incriminating emails and other documents and keep them safe in your garage for 20 years or more!
  • Learn when it is the right time to blow the whistle. Too soon and you won't be able to enjoy the benefit of having a multi-six-figure income to help you send your children to college or buy that new Mercedes! Too late and you'll be too old to trade in your current wife for a newer model and live to enjoy the other benefits of whistleblowing!
  • Learn where to invest your money so that you can weather the few years you may be without income after you blow the whistle.
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SPECIAL GUEST PETER ROST WILL TELL US HOW HE STARTED UP HIS OWN BUSINESS AND CONTINUED TO FLOURISH WHILE HIS WHISLTEBLOWER CASE WAS PENDING
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  • Learn how to break the law just like everyone else so that you do not arouse suspicion. You'll learn how immunity will protect you from being prosecuted along with your cohorts who you blow the whistle on.
  • And much, much more!
If you register today, you'll get a free authentic QUESTION AUTHORITY T-shirt worth I don't know how many dollars!
Date: Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Time: 1pm ET / 12pm CT / 11am MT / 10am PT
Length: 60 minutes
Speaker: Sedgwick Knocks, Esq.

ONLY $295.00!

REGISTER ONLINE TODAY!
www.blowthef**kingwhistle.com